The Next Great Hunk Of Crap Technology
You Absolutely Can’t Live Without

- - The Future

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    • @Alex Gauthier,

      ha. I felt that way when I got the D3, and its 400 page manual written in perfect english, and yet mystifying in the roundabout way that only japanese-origin manuals can be

  1. I’m waiting until the next version comes out, hopefully by then they’ll have the bugs worked out.

  2. I’ll wait for the next version. Hopefully by then it has more &*&$# bugs and I will have a more &^&^# time &*^&#^ out how the ^&^&%#^&* works.

    Hilarious .. just made my day :) Thanks for sharing.

  3. Turd Ferguson

    A Russian reverse-engineer just hacked this thing and is currently writing custom firmware to make it actually go fuck itself. You hafta load the custom firmware before the update rolls out though- Hurry!

  4. Funniest thing I’ve seen all day. I’m definitely reposting this. Strangely, take out the profanity and it might as well be a “This Week In Tech” broadcast.

    Thanks for sharing!

  5. I have owned the early versions of the ” piece of shit” they were known as the D1, D1x then the D2x Most Shit comes with the name Nikon or Canon on them